Wednesday 4 July 2007

Baby Bonanaza

You know looking at Steph's child was both strange and frightening.

Why is it nobody never told me about this?

More specifically why didn't Tim?

Batman really trained him well if he managed to do an adoption and hide the fact she was pregnant from all of us at the Bat club and anyone else.

But, really, pregnancy.

Ew.

I mean sure you get special treatment for nine months, free stuff and cards that you eventually loose but really wants you've given birth to the little bugger, that special treatment, free stuff and cards really ain't gonna cover the price of that baby.

Apparently babies can cost over $180,000.

Now are children really worth that much.

Unless of course your child becomes as rich as Oprah, I think you got your due.

But, really.

You can buy a house with that much money.

And what's more important, a baby or a house?

I tthink you know the right awnser.

3 comments:

Professor Xavier said...

I think you can get babies for a lot cheaper from Southeast Asia.

Wolverine said...

Yeah But a lot O' those are mine.

Professor Xavier said...

Scary.